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A train wreck of a movie

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

August 8th, 2009

“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” can best be described as a wall of noise and sound for people who like to bang their heads into walls, transporting a team of Joes from a green-screen Sahara Desert to a green-screen underwater base to a green-screen North Pole to, well, it doesn’t even matter.